The "3 Things" Quiz

Has anyone seen the movie "Three Kings"? Great movie...

I was having a hard time writing a blog today, so I'm taking Kacy up on her invitation.

3 names you go by:
1. Carabeener
2. Carrie Antwerp (my fave)
3. Ceeb

3 screen names you have:
1. Is this like where you make an identity out of your pet’s name and then the street on which you live? In that case I would be Daisy Hatteras, Solveig Canterbury, or Fiona 620 North
2. Rhodesbud
3. cao5

3 things you like about yourself:
1. I can see amazing potential in other peoples’ garbage, this is why I fill my house with crap from DI instead of buying nice things that will last
2. I personify inanimate objects (like the time I slept with a toy AT-AT in my bed for months because I felt sorry for it – yes an AT-AT is the walking transport from “Empire Strikes Back”)3. my teeth – they are big enough

3 things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1. I buy garbage from DI
2. I personify inanimate objects so it’s hard to throw crap away
3. my virus – technically it’s not me but it’s IN me – it makes me sickly (cough cough “I think I’ve got the black lung..”)

3 parts of your heritage:
1. Swedish (major part that eclipses other parts)
2. British (we still eat the food – oh, don’t pooh pooh it until you’ve had my triffle!)
3. gypsy – that’s what makes me so firey and unpredictable…and really good at the fiddle and belly dancing…

3 things that scare you:
1. Vomit (it’s been 15 years, 6 months, and 5 days since the last spew)
2. Spiders riding sharks in a tornado or sharks vomiting spiders in a tornado – eew!
3. that fire thing from the first Lord of the Rings – holy cow! That thing tapped some secret suppressed something! I had a mini panic attack the first time I saw it…It must have been something I experienced on our family vacation we took to Hell when I was 13.

3 of your everyday essentials:
1. Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers
2. Moisturizer with SPF 15
3. Todd

3 things you're wearing right now:
1. Marc Jacobs fur coat – the caramel colored one with the Peter Pan collar ala Gweneth Paltrow in “The Royal Tennenbaums”
2. The hot pink silk dress with the plunging neck line and brooch at the waist from the “BR”
3. The Manolos that were ½ off with the huge jewel on the toe strap

3 of your favorite bands/artists (today):
1. Muse – I’m so attracted to heroine chic – skinny guys in pin-stripes who rock on the piano (sigh)
2. Beyonce – guilty pleasure
3. Alexander Calder – very into mobiles right now

3 of your favorite songs at present:
1. “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” – always a fave, one of the ONLY songs I know all the words to
2. Anything by They Might Be Giants (I just downloaded everything onto my iPod and I’m reliving junior high..but maybe I should have said that in the last question)
3. “Ring of Fire” – Johnny Cash – with all this talk of tsunamis and volcanoes I seriously can’t stop singing it

3 new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. a 6
2. a 31
3. a 36 DD

3 things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. great sex
2. money
3. power tools

2 truths and a lie:
1. I was on the Leeza Gibbon’s Show
2. I have a nephew with 11 toes
3. I open-mouthed kissed a horse once

3 physical things about a love interest that appeal:
1. Good teeth – doesn’t mean they have to be perfectly straight. I mean who didn’t find Freddy Mercury curiously handsome?
2. Nice hands
3. Chocolate colored eyes…mmmm chocolate….

3 things you just can't do:
1. a 6
2. a 31
3. a 36 DD

3 of your favorite hobbies:
1. sewing – which I never have time for
2. traveling – which I never have money for
3. singing kareoke – which I never have talent for

3 things you want to do really badly right now:
1. down the rest of the Codeine and sleep for the next few days
2. Organize my office
3. Decorate my family room

3 careers you're considering:
1. Cosmotology – because no one gets my hair – and by gets I mean understands
2. Graphic designer – so my husband and I can be our own company and get the hell outta Dodge…
3. Fashion Designer – but alas…Utah.

3 places you want to go on vacation:
1. Cozumel – Playa Del Carmen, Quintanna Roo, Mexico
2. CodieneLand
3. the British Isles – in all my time in Scotland I never tried a fried Snickers bar

3 kids names (either boy or girl):
1. Royal Tennenbaum
2. if I knew I were going to have all girls I’d do a theme like jewels or flowers Pearl, Ruby, & Citrine, or Rose, Violet, & Lily
3. or maybe precious metals for boys: Golden & Stirling

3 things you want to do before you die:
1. not climb mount Everest, K2, or Kilomanjaro
2. not run a marathon
3. but yes to zero gravity

3 People who should take this quiz right now:
1. Suzie Petunia
2. ADD Typist
3. Unlimited Tatertots