In light of my recent disclosure of my crush on a pedophile…I thought I would make a comprehensive list of all my crushes; both real and celebrity…because I know you’re dying to know if you’re on the list!
Here’s how I will organize it:
Age Person *(denoting celebrity status) Brief Description
3-4 Thomas Some Swedish kid (same age) who used to try and kiss me
4-5 Mark A kid in my pre-school with a head shaped like a strawberry
5-6 Jonathan Had a bad dream about him…plus he wet his pants at school
5-8 Josh McElroy So in love…first huge crush
9-11 Ronnie Galang First international crush…Ronnie was Fillipino
9-10 Michael Jackson* Crush produced first and only fan letter
9-current Gene Kelly* Handsome AND can sing and dance and be manly!
10-13 C. Thomas Howell* Ponyboy from “The Outsiders”
11-13 Wes White So in love…was like 8 inches shorter than me
11-13 Dave Baumstark Neighbor boy crush…first kiss; was gross
13-14 Doug Doyle Long time crush, first real boyfriend, I went to all his games
14-15 Jacob Osted Had lived in England ‘nough said…so cute
15-17 Stuart Truscott Hugest crush ever! Dated for over a year- soccer legs
18-19 Various Nondescript Guys of the jerk variety freshman year at college
19-20 Dana B. Thomas Great kisser but was the devil
20-21 Jason B. Merrill Totally got my heart smashed out
23 Jason B. Merrill Totally got my heart smashed out again after he kissed me
24 Dan Weber First adult boyfriend…should have let go like 3 months into it
25 Todd M. Rhodes SO cute…funny, can cook, had his own car
25-30 Don’t get big crushes anymore…I like Ewan McGregor (sings, dances, is manly), nerdy types, bookish fellows, brains are more sexy than biceps, Jude Law, I’m sure I’ll think of more because I’m so bad at making impromptu lists.
Who are some of YOUR crushes? Do tell…