Saturday, December 11, 2004

Wolf in my Kitchen

No sooner had I read Abby’s blog ( about her scary wolf dream, and googled “wolf dream interpretation” than one appeared behind me. Not kidding. A wolf.

At first I thought “Now that’s service!” but then I was appropriately scared. I stood up and it went into the kitchen. I followed it into the kitchen and watched it sniff my dirty dishes and then run out the mysteriously open back door.

The wolf’s owner, a painfully-awkward-bespectacled-non-matching-clothes-fuzzy-braids 10 year old, was looking for her. I wish I could say that this was the first time this “wolf” with the scary white blue eyes has entered my house uninvited, but I can’t. But what a timing, huh? Maybe I should lock the back door...

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